permissions problems with trigger script

CREATE TRIGGER trg_audit_version
ON dbo.syscomments
FOR INSERT, UPDATE, DELETE
AS
SELECT * INTO versionaudit
FROM @.@.version;
GO

SE sqlsvr_audit;
GO
--
CREATE TRIGGER trg_audit1
ON dbo.syscomments
FOR INSERT, UPDATE, DELETE
AS
SELECT * INTO audit1
FROM dbo.syscomments;
GO
--

USE sqlsvr_audit;
GO
--
CREATE TRIGGER trg_auditlogins
ON dbo.syscomments
FOR INSERT, UPDATE, DELETE
AS
SELECT * INTO auditlogins
FROM dbo.syslogins;
GO
--

USE sqlsvr_audit;
GO
--
CREATE TRIGGER trg_audit_sysobjects
ON dbo.sysobjects
FOR INSERT, UPDATE, DELETE
AS
SELECT * INTO auditsysobjects
FROM dbo.sysobjects;
GO
--
USE sqlsvr_audit;
GO
--

CREATE TRIGGER trg_audit_files
ON dbo.sysfiles
FOR INSERT, UPDATE, DELETE
AS
SELECT * INTO auditfiles
FROM dbo.sysfiles;
GO
--

USE sqlsvr_audit;
GO
--

CREATE TRIGGER trg_audit_users
ON dbo.sysusers
FOR INSERT, UPDATE, DELETE
AS
SELECT * INTO auditusers
FROM dbo.sysusers;
GO
--

USE sqlsvr_audit;
GO

I keep getting these syntax and permissions errors with MS SQL Server 2000:

Server: Msg 170, Level 15, State 1, Procedure trg_audit_version, Line 7
Line 7: Incorrect syntax near '@.@.version'.
Server: Msg 229, Level 14, State 5, Procedure trg_audit1, Line 6
CREATE TRIGGER permission denied on object 'syscomments', database 'sqlsvr_audit', owner 'dbo'.
Server: Msg 229, Level 14, State 5, Procedure trg_auditlogins, Line 6
CREATE TRIGGER permission denied on object 'syscomments', database 'sqlsvr_audit', owner 'dbo'.
Server: Msg 229, Level 14, State 5, Procedure trg_audit_sysobjects, Line 6
CREATE TRIGGER permission denied on object 'sysobjects', database 'sqlsvr_audit', owner 'dbo'.
Server: Msg 229, Level 14, State 5, Procedure trg_audit_files, Line 7
CREATE TRIGGER permission denied on object 'sysfiles', database 'sqlsvr_audit', owner 'dbo'.
Server: Msg 229, Level 14, State 5, Procedure trg_audit_users, Line 7

Can anyone help me out here and how to fix these problems with my script? Thanks!Here's what BOL says..

Note Because SQL Server does not support user-defined triggers on system tables, it is recommended that no user-defined triggers be created on system tables.|||Thanks. Besides using the SQL Profiler trace utility is there a method to custom script in T-SQL changes made to these tables ? Oracle allows one to do so and since I am fairly new to SQL Server would be great if a custom way to do this on a periodic basis for monitor security of the databases. Thanks|||SQL Address that in it's next release with the service broker

http://www.informit.com/articles/article.asp?p=327394&seqNum=5

right now the only thing you can do is to restrict access and do compares of 2 database catalogs....